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Hey everyone!

I have a bit of a strange request. At the moment my boyfriend (a programmer who loves ) is having a pretty shit time generally. As sometime with literally no knowledge of or anything specific in this area I’m kind of lost as to how I can help specifically.

Basically looking to make him something to help him feel better and because he ‘hates’ puns I figure this is a good place to start! Are there any Go language/command(?) Puns that are pretty funny and simple? The current plan is an embroidery project on the pocket area of one of his shirts. (He donated it for a previous project willingly that never happened lol)

I’m looking for top tier jokes, the really good ones, the ones you’d be willing to wear on a shirt!! Thank you for your help in advance!